This is a rhyme about Jesus. We performed it one time at some bullshit school band competition while we were waiting to do our real songs, and one of the judges who was a Jesus-Freak totally flipped out. It was pretty funny.




Jesus was our Lord, He was our Savior;
Jesus was a gangsta on his BADDEST behavior;
His bitches and hos, they were all very fine;
and that cool cat could turn water into wine

I knew a Jew
Numba one thrilla!
That motha fucka was a Jesus Killa!
they whipped him once
whipped him twice
now they got a movie called "Passion of the Christ"

we got DANGA
baby Jesus in the MANGA
but I'm no STRANGA
cuz Jesus was a GANGSTA
-word!

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BE A PIRATE!

The church is near, but the road is icy.
The bar is far away, but I will walk carefully...
-Russian Proverb