ill start this shit off with a piece of advice
so if you smoke you can sleep easy at night
never smoke near a burger king near a wendy's
cause you'll leave with your wallet nearly empty
ever find yourself just takin a hit?
whenever your bored, ur bakin and shit
goin to the dinner table, eyes driftin n' red
eatin so much food ur never liftin ya head
get paranoid? walk inside and your scared shitless
parents looken like they know who was their witness
your fuckin starvin, so you decide to feast yourself
on a box of cookies covered with keebler elves
have you ever had the feeling that you just sink in the chair
or something you have is missing tell you blink and its their
i used to be told that i was sure-to-be caught
when in fact you just make sure your door is suc-ur-ely locked
and wash your clothes, just dont do some crazy shit
like leave your pipe on your dresser, and find yourself blaming it
on a friend, just take the blame and dont even ask questions
just blaze while your grounded, and dont regret your confession

some real shit right their