Yo, here it be:
In this rap game you be considered a loser/
Gay ass mutha fucka, be considered your luber/
You say that you ain’t crooked, but you damn ain’t straight/
You look at fuckin’ Al Sharpton just to masturbate/
Now, what the fuck you doin’?/
Who the fuck you screwin’?/
Damn! Stop lookin’ at me…Now I should be suein’/
For all you got, and no, I won’t be foolin’/
You need to get some cool whip, so you can start coolin’/
When you be getting it wit a man, it’s fun, fuck, and lie/
But when you be seein’ my van, it’s run, duck, and hide/
Cuz I’ll be there to w-rap you up…It’s Christmas time!/
Can’t have it, but you need it… a fuckin’ life line!/
I’ll be cumin’ atcha like… I be trainin’-a-lot/
Just like your dad… does, when he be sprayin’-a-shot/
You tag around the shitty name... Stabbolical/
I’ll stab yo ass 20 times, cuz I be... diabolical/
Before you start to spit, you betta write up your will/
Cuz on you head there be more zeros, than a christmas shoppin' bill/