Originally Posted by SUPERVILLAIN
honestly...i drink both, but i would prefer an ice cold pepsi. heres why pepsi is pimper........
1) pepsi would beat cokes ass in a street fight, (drunk or sober) then take cokes medallion, bracelot, ear-rings, wallet and watch.
2) pepsi would snatch cokes girl at the bar, fuck her on the pool table, then coke would buy him a beer and a shot of bacardi 151 afterwards.
3) finally...pepsi is patriotic, while coke was born in pakistan. dont believe otherwise......coke tends to lie when he's been on a two week methamphetamine binge with no sleep. trust me. why would i bullshit you, huh? (ha.)
.......s.v. the tyrant
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