Branson got a crew like Hanson
A never was without the luxory
of at least bein' a has been
with 15 minutes of fame lived out
15 minutes less than Marylin Manson's
Hard time keystylin'
cause he's got his hands in his pants and
pinky finger stuck in his asshole doin its own dancin'
and can't think of spit worth spitten
when he does that pea-brain starts crampin'
Maybe mama shoulda put that bottle down
Fetal alcohol syndrome is nothin' to get ya laughin'
Sorry bitch but even in the special olympics
you couldn't contend to become a champion