Where's my secret service? I gotta be protected,
the only president in history that wasn't actually elected,
I'm in the news today because, again, I mispoke,
I wouldn't make so many mistakes if it wasn't for all the coke,
My dad's calling again, I'm his favorite, he calls me special,
okay, chew chew chew chew...can't choke again on a pretzel,
Where's Cheny? Rumsfield? OH NO!! They can't have gone!
They've got help me find another middle eastern country to bomb,
Thank God for 9/11 or else the public never would've liked me,
My approval rating is falling, and Kerry keeps trying to fight me,
If I'm gonna get reelected, first I'll make up some more quotes,
and then, hell, if that doesn't work I'll just steal some more votes...

next person -
Stephen Hawking...

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...Mister E...

I don't need to talk shit about how I'm sick n' I'm the man/I'll just sit back and let the votes show how dope I am

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