ok.

I'm extra strength, you're chewable tablets
I've got extra length, you've got disgusting man tits
I dont know you, but i bet you're fat
and if no one likes you, it's because you're fat.
Wildfire huh? you're just a big wisher
i'm a wizard! (poof) now i'm a fire extinguisher!
Have you tried febreze? i bet your whole family stinks
and i bet they all hate you like you're jar jar binx.
you better believe that's a star wars metaphor
but seriously, i'm white, what more could you be asking for?