M.F.P.? you've got P.M.S
cooking and cleaning in your sisters dress.
running around looking for a dick to jump on
trying to figure out how to work a tampon.
i'm just kidding, i didn't mean any of that
but i bet you're just like wildfire, you're fat.
i'm a rhyming machine like that cat in the hat
as a matter of fact, i've got a big striped hat.
like a potato with a penis, i'm a dictator
that's a pun, it's funny, get the check from the waiter.