aight. this is my first rap battle

though a noob, i'll soon be revered
put your feet in cement, toss you off a pier
take you on a midnight ride like paul revere
one if by land and two if by sea
your coat is red from your coronary artery
they call me mighty cuz mine is extended
they call you righty cuz yours is bended
for my dick and your girl's pussy i didn't use a condom
it complicates it all and makes it hard to covalent bond them
you walked in when i was up in her grill
i had to quickly spill then jump off your windowsill
now i'm the reason your girl's on the pill
you just got served a verbal slaughter -- want the bill?
if not, that's chill
but i'll proceed to lead a knife into your throat to give you gills
so now let's hear you bust out with your nonexistent rappin skills
-bojangler