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so i takez another toke of weed,
takez a puff,
so i can stimulate my mind,
no im not going blind,
doin it with my hind,
legs kegs mucho megs,
super duper gems,
i see hems,
he is on my back,
stacking my stacks,
dealing wit whacks,
what da what da thats right bitch,
im a ditch.. you in your sleep,
a knight in your nightmare,
taking in all the weed i can bare.