Be careful son, you'll tire out your masterbating hand
Everytime you see something round, your heart is palpitating man.

You've got a fetish for circular objects like men's balls.
You say woman smell like fish and have to be in it for long haul.

Men, on the other hand just like it a couple of times in the butt.
So you hook up with plenty of them and lay it down like the Egyptians did King Tutt.

Don't get me wrong I'm no homophobe, i beleive it should be legal.
But man you travel the globe getting more ass than the nose of a Beagle.

You're not gay you're just effin' nasty as hell.
Is that shit on your nose or a mole, I just can't tell.

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