30 min key...hard topic


you will never guess the news i found out today//
my good ol' assistant mister smithers is gay//
i kinda knew it when he would try to rub me so soft//
and the sneak peeks he took when i was takin my clothes off//
just to think hes been my assistant for 15 years..damn faggot//
i cant stand it...smithers likes me...and now i've fuckin had it//
i got all the money in the world..but i still cant attract one single girl//
smithers is who i get...little scrawny bitch...im bout to hurl//
to think i let this guy live in my house..sleep on my couch//
put food in his mouth...and now lipstick and dresses is what hes about//
why did that have to happen to me..im the king of springfield//
i spring deals..and now smithers walks around in fucking high heels//
what am i gonna do now...i think i gotta fire him//
but im gonna need an assistant...HOMER i'll hire him//
but he'll fuck something up...that shyt always happens//
smithers will try to kiss me and make me do back-bends//
this shyt is making me sick..ill chop off his balls and cut off his dick//
ill stick his dick in his ear and the balls will go wherever u pick//
i cant believe another man likes me so much its crazy//
smithers acting shady probably wanna have my baby//
i cant believe hes gay..its not possible...is it ?!//
all the signs he threw out how could i miss it//
he used to say he loved me and would wanna snuggle in my arms//
he would never cause me harm i was intrigued by his charm//
i can pay him some money...start acting funny//
but the dam faggot will still call me honey//
how could this happen...what did i do in the least//
because im a rich asshole who changed from man to a beast//
well maybe it isnt so bad at least he isnt a transvestite//
well actually his breast show when he keeps his vest tight//
i dont know what to do...whats going on in my head/
ah fuck it...who cares...smithers hop into my bed//

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