One bark, Two bark,
Red bark, Green Bark

Upon a chance I was handed bark.
They pointed towards the target mark.
"kill that man" they said with a hark.
throw it like the dive of a lark!
I thought no way can I make it!
Its much too far even to fake it!

I wasn't gonna let no crap weapon stifle
my efforts to kill that man
I'd do it with bark. A brilliant plan.
So I brought out the ol' Huntin rifle

Whitled the bark down into a bullet
The genius that is of me, mullet
Hollow point and .45 caliber
This target was so close, right thurr!

Slide the wood into the brass
and took aim for the mark's ass
Pull the trigger, and to my surprise
his head exploded, how niiizzzee....





Next weapon: Acme Anvil

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