Dithers, I want you to pack your things immediately,/
Now I know why you always obeyed "beat it" so obidiently,/
For all these years, so dilligent in your serivitude,/
And I find these developments un-nervingly rude./
I can see you musta thought it was your lucky day,/
I know you've heard, if they lay like they pay./
So you been around for you, and you know I'm a cheapskate,/
So how could you expect anything from me for pete's sake?/
I will see to it that you never work in this town again,/
Maybe for a woman's defense class, U shouldn't be around men./
I shoulda had the best assistant that money could buy,/
I pay him peanuts, now he wants a piece of the pie?/
How could he expect me to love him, I'm heartless?/
But he always was a good worker, regardless,/
For the first time, I won't ruin someone else's life,/
We'll have dinner, money still hasn't brought me a wife./

Aight, this shit was madd hard, I neva seen the show, my peoples just told me his assistant's name was Dithers, I wasn't gonna even type nuttin', but I hate it when people no-show and I waste a verse, so I tried. Hollatchaboy.

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