when i rhyme you cant see me and thats some good protection/
i wouldnt want my glasses lenses to crack from your reflection/
the hardest thing in you is your partners erection/
and even he makes you wear a mask to avoid facial detection/
i bet the very thought of that makes you twitch your anus/
i forgot i heard about your show...lifestyles of the bitch and brainless/
if this rhyme was a dick....nah,thats weak and ruggedless/
you're so stupid you could shag using binoculars and wouldnt know who you're fucking with/
forget about beating you,i'll just play with you/
you cant help it if you're so ugly even homos walk away from you/
your arse is so wide you could pull the cheeks aside/
and slap a sign on your hide saying"secret cave inside"
i could stand just beside selling tickets that say/
all enter at once cos he likes it that way/
on the real though mate,i cant help but like you/
i just pity any poor fuck who would actually want to bite you/
you're rhymes are so old they're growing mould/
youve spent so much time writing them that you've developed a beard and gone bald/
and now this battles over and fuck who won it/
just dont put you're name to your rhyme,i wouldnt own up you done it/