i spit raps most emcee's can only dream of, and mack on gurls so sweet they call me their creampuff/
im the only man that can stand surrounded by a band of bandits and come out with both hands to smack ya backwards/
cuttin you down to size like a pack of rapid raptors/
i spill mad puns that kill emcee's with my assissin tounge spittin rhymes to the maximum/
i love the chicks and attractin them/
and dippin the tip of my dick and rippin the lips of the clit while im in back of them/
im always on a high blaze my mind stays side ways lookin in a blind daze with eyes glazed/
i stay on top like a dog on its hind legs, while my rhymes spray/

is that good enough to join your crew?? HOLLA BACK SOON!!