when it comes to rap, bitch, you greener than granny smiths
you claim you a street legend, but your talent's 'bout as real as myth
you say you a livin legend but it appears
that you dead, cuz i just nuked b-more like "sum of all fears"
i be eatin out your girl as if i were a macrophage
all the while blastin buckshot out my 12-gauge
leavin more holes in ya than boxes of corn chex
my castratin lyrics make yo packages drop off like fedex
girls wanna "fetch my bone" cuz it's the biggest, like femurs
you'll never get ass, you got less cock than lemurs
the only time you'll be laid is when you're laid down in hearses
after i verbally dent your ventricle with my heartstopping verses
-bojangler

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battlin the jangle master? son that ain't too sensible
especially cuz the only flow you got is menstrual
the only way you win battle raps is riding dongs
no wonder you got more claps than gospel songs