Click click BOOM, goes the mouse in my room/
A simple click is all it takes to make a niggas life through/
Break in my room I unnatach it an swing it like a mace/
It may be small but it does hurt wen it hits u in the face/
Strangle you with the cable an leave you for dead/
Plug it back in and make fun of you on the web/

Next weapon: hand full of pubic hair