i'm quick like a cat, like casey at the bat
i'm hot like fire, like shit after I shat.
you're all clogged up like hair in a drain
i'm a little bit country like shania twain
dont front on this homie, i be a real jigga
i be on a diet cause i'm watching my figga
my pants dont fit, but neither does your stupid face
i weigh so much i broke my ankle, now i wear a brace.


oh snap!!