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ok,imma brake it down a lil more just in case yall think it wasnt broken down enough
GOT DAMN!! The condom broke! Man this is some bullshit/
Wrong as playin Russian Roulette wit a war vet and a full clip/
KIND OF A PUNCH IN A TOPICAL......
Then the questions started. Why did I fuck? Why did I lay on this bed?/
Why couldn’t I follow the flow and let this ho give me head instead?/
LOL
“A damn shame. Then the question came “Who can I blame?”/
I’m goin insane my mind putting too much strain on my brain/
“I got it. Dat nigga came before me who was getting it wet?”/
He heard me and said “I aint beat, she swallowed my skeet. I knew better than that”/
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLL L
I’m not stuck maybe she too drunk to know who just fucked/
Then I heard, “DeLeon, you were the best” Damn! No such luck/
LOL..MAN U'RE A FUNNY KID
“Look bitch, get this straight, this shit never took place/
And after tonight’s over I don’t wanna see yo face/
No need to blow shit all out of proportion/
If you get pregnant you can just get an abortion”/
We tried to get an abortion but shit aint work out right/
We got jumped by lines of people wit picket signs screamin out “PRO LIFE”/
I was fightin back, but they had more demonstrators than RB has haters/
I blacked out and woke up in a hospital 8 MONTHS LATER!!/
I went to check myself out then a doctor saw me and screamed/
“DeLeon! Follow me to room two-fourteen”/
So I’m walkin around, ass stickin out the hospital gown/
LOL
And I’m thinking ‘how can life get any worse, I got beat the fuck down.’/
I walked into the room and saw my whole life swirlin around in my head/
The bitch from the party was in the bed wit a baby on her legs/
“They sent you for me? Why even bother,” I asked the doctor/
His reply almost made me cry, “Sir you’re the child’s father.”/
Man I swear, I almost broke down right there/
My whole life just turned into a fuckin nightmare/
Just when I was thinking “Why couldn’t this bitch just get hit by a truck”/
ROFL
She said “I’ma name him DeLeon.” I was like WHAT THE FUCK!!!/
“Look charcoal black lady I’ll break yo spine
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLL/
That mutated lookin crack baby aint mine”/
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
I swear on my life I’ll burn down yo house and you’ll be on the street/
If you tell anybody that fuckin child belong to me”/
Then she said “I’ll name him after my next favorite rapper,FlOw InTeLLiGeNt /
But wont he get mad the kid has his name but no Intelligence/
“I swear bitch, you goin see yo house wit flames on it/
If I find out that birth certificate got my name on it”/
and no yall..I aint for abortion
YEA IT HAD A GOOD STORY LINE........IT MADE ME LAUGH......N IT TAUGHT A GOOD LESSON I THINK..........THE OTHER GUY.....MAN I DONT FEEL LIKE BRAKIN IT DOWN...THE STORY WAS OK I GUESS.......BUT IT DIDNT MAKE ME LAUGH,IT WAS JUST TELLIN A STROY ABOUT U HAVIN A GF THEN SOME CHICK U FUCKED IN THE SUMMER GOT PREGNANT OR WHATEVER.......I MEAN,IT WAS JUST SOMETHING EVERYONE WOULD THINK OF......U COULD'VE TAKEN THAT STORYLINE N JUST MADE IT FUNNY.......... I ALSO THINK DELEON STAYED ON TOPIC MORE...........CUZ THE OTHER GUY WAS TALKIN ABOUT HIS GIRL N WHATEVER BEFORE HE GOT INTO THE CONDOM SHIT.............VOCAB THE OTHER DUDE MAY HAVE HAD THAT.......BUT I DONT THINK IT REALLY MATTERS.......FLOW BOTH TIE................IN TOPICALS THERE ARE NO PUNCHES SO THE OTHER THING U CAN JUDGE ON IS WHAT STORY GRABBED U MORE..........N DELEONS DID THAT FOR ME...............
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