If I was Loose canons mom, Id make out wit my nasty 8 sisters/
make sex video wit bin ladin while hes like " ala, ala, ala, I can't beleave I kissed her/
have more kids than Jesus/
I've been lez since I figuered out that I could'nt EyeDentdys penis/
Dr. Phill told me I was trashy, and kicked me off his set/
I gave him my Cell, and my pager, and not even the camara guy has called me yet/
I had a son in a lab, made in a dirty test tube/
called him canon, first name was like my pussy, "Loose"/
16 or so years and Im still comfused/
cuz the Dr. forgot to tell me wat the fuck his gender is/
all I know is my DNA made him inharret the trait of trying to be on EyeDentdys dick/

Next....."Young Smirfs" scoliosised up Grandma wit somebody elses gental warts on her lips/

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figure I could drop by and promote my my first mixtape and what not since im here..