If a "heavyweight" used this line in a battle, he will lose, because it sucks. i can come up with 5 lines like that in a minute

more useless than wings on an obese chicken (WHOA)

more useless than surgery on a dead guy (HOLY KO!)

more useless than dieting for anorexics (GOD DAMN!!!)

more useless than hats for you after i decapitate your ass you stupid fucking gay faggot homo pedophile micheal jackson wanna be canadain (HOLY SHIT!!!)

more useless than you.

done like that,

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