i woke up thismornin, my bed feel kinda weird
wheres that hoe i had last night...DAM n wheres my fuken beard
oh man i was so drunk i mustve did a break n enter
this aint my house.. oooooo man these aint my titties neither
so runnin 2 tha bathroom fasta then speeds of sound
turnin on tha light facin the wall, then turned around
fuck a nigga must be goin kinda crazy, is that? huh?
paris hilton? oh shit for real i musta switched up
i dun no how long this shittl last so i jumped onto my bed
took all my cloathes off n did a.. nude photo spread
packed the film up n sent it off to my real place
damn G, the things i can do when i got these titties n this face
i spent the rest of tha day buyin porches n ferrari's
gave the salesmen tha address of where 2 send tha car keys
shit what a day i had in this rich white girls body
i think its time to go home now n git a lil nautttyy
so i went back 2 tha mansion this life is tha fuken shit
but FUCK i woke up wit a hard on and my hand all on my dick (LOL)

next- chris rock

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