Check it... my first rap was about.... oatmeal! lol... Fuck, I was bored as shyt that day!



When ya wake up in the morning just how do ya feel?
You wanna get up to a good hot bowl of oatmeal!
You put on some clothes; throw on some socks
Reach in the cupboard just to get that box
You get the pot and then some water and ya let it start to boil
Can't find the pot top so ya use some tin foil
Can't wait to eat ya oats; ya turn the stove up high
That's when ya thinking to yaself, "How can I make time fly?"
Ya think about a minute, Watch the telly for five
Ya come back, the water's bubblin' and it's kickin' live
Ya open up ya oats and then ya just start pouring
Then ya say, "What the hell! I'll just put a little more in!"
It takes a whole 5 minutes then it's finally done
You don't walk like normal people you just haul off and run
Ya put the brakes on at the sink and then ya rinse ya bowl
and cry, "I gotta finish quick before my oats get cold!"
Ya eat the pot of oats because the pot of oats was blazin'
When ya finish then ya thinking, "Man, I shoulda added raisins!"


There's a singing part to it... but I ain't even gonna try and go there!...lol