Ya mom massages my nuts
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IP:
Suddenly awakened by sound of breaking glass
Shakin', adrenaline starts pumpin' real fast
"What was dat" I asked, brother looked deshoveled
Stepped into hall to my mother lookin' equally puzzled
Askin' same question as me, Shit!! I gotta think
I know either we are being robbed or all need shrinks
"SHHH!!! ma' quiet down" I said and grabbed my bat
Didn't know what broke window, but its head I was gon crack
Tipped toed down steps, got my head on the swivel
Glass on the floor still no answer to riddle
Then I notice something movin' with my peripheral
My biggest fear went from suspicion to literal
Out popped a masked man, I instintively swung
Saw a flash, then fell and felt a pain in my belly that stung
Looked down, my T shirt's red, I thought I was dead
But he didn't finish me, jus ran out as I bleed
Mother ran down steps, " OMG!!!!" she screamed
Death for me was inevitable it seemed
Blacked out, woke up to bright lights, I was thru
Nope jus celing lights in hospital, next time I'd be packin too
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