im checkin out my lyrics so i gotta start off tight/
not sittin here for three minutes as to how to start off right/
see i been rappin since 8th grade altho thats only three years/
ive gotten good enuff for a grand opening at sears/
a crackheads berfday party, a barmitzvah or two/
speakin of berfday partys, see thats why im rappin dude/
i aint never had one so now im goin for the world/
a party in every city with the little hilton girls/
throw in p diddy j-t and jay-z/
ask j-lo if she knows how to make me skeet/
tupac and biggie nah i aint near neitha/
but i can have an orgy with the lakers cheerleaders/
see i mean whut i say, i say i dont give a fug/
shonuff im the master so bow down and kiss the chucks/
its the last dragin but i aint sisqo/
if u the king then im the ace come on and lets roll....

sumbody, tell me if that was hot or not..........