Girls don't fuck with you wimp cuz your dick is as "big" as a shrimp
You're Weak like a weazel,better get some training ya "pimp"
Important newsflash: chicks certainly don't dig that afro hair
Look around,you're still square boi no matter what you wear
Don't be silly,ya not gettin any head with that mini willy
No excuses boi,it didn't shrunk cuz the weather is chilly
Self-service will save you money hunny,at least do it well
Slower than a snail,sounds like a defintion of your sperm cel
Your mouth drops,blue balls appear when i start shakin my booty
Dream on,you're way outta my league,i don't go for fruity