I had some candy and this dude wanted some of mine
I told him "Hell No!' and pulled out my loaded nine
I laughed evily then jus comiited a horrorible crime
I took off running away from the coming line-
Of Cops coming down the street
I threw away my Heat
And ran to the nearest place to eat
Hid under the largest table for a little more
When I was caught by the cops and I blamed it all on the whore
Who told me I had to kill the owner of the liquor store
Because the other night she got in his truck
Then they began to fuck, and she didn't get a buck