i love me, drink my pee/i hate u,eat my poo/
i can win, i believe/this is all i have 2 do/
first i watch porn, then i masterbate/
u crap out corn, then ejaculate/
damn,i aint no real battle rapper/
i'm actually quite the flap jacker/(pancake man!!, yeehaw!!)
i have testicular cancer/
o, and i'm a tap dancer/
i thought i wuz screwin this really hott chick/
but it wuz an 80 yr. old teacher, over a pop quiz/
i'll admit it, i wuz a little high/
and i still am, while i battle this guy/
i cant fuckin take this/
no, i gotta take a pis/