Playstation generation
Grand theft auto frustration
Attention defecit escalation
Spreading across the nation
Mother's planting carnations
Father's giving into temptations
Daughter's seeking a higher education
While son's indulging in masturbation
Pop songs being vomited out of radio stations
Reality shows giving television constipation
Stereotypical, yet true, examples of media defecation
Historical fabrication
Religious correlation
Work ethic termination
Political sublaxation
Kids singing "we are, we are, the youth of the Nation"
Watching SpongeBoB Squarepants instead of doing algebraic equations
Disney World vacations
Corporational monopolozation
Sexual taxations
Priests worshipping through penetration
Spiritual animation
Gospel singing mixed with girations
A nation on the verge of extermination.

((werd so fucking true))