(Verse 1)
yo, lets git it down 2 tha nitty-gritty/
a hustala, or Lil Kim wit each 1 of her bitty- titties (ha ha!)/
Jehovah's Witnesses worship tha grounds i walk/
Christians wanna slap my mouth soon as i open up 2 talk/
seein all tha glares when i walk thru a crowd/
hearin all tha mothers screamin their lungs out loud/
the strain on my shoulders, i dont know wut 2 say/
who tha hell mite i accidently offend 2day?/
sketchin my name out with an inkless pen/
feelin sick 2 my stomach, will i ever rap a fuckin gain?/
only way i can communicate is thru Morse Code/
my voice exposed 2 motherfuckers all around tha globe/
trampled on by motherfuckers askin 4 an autograph/
askin for my advise on coke, bitch im off of that/
my lifes just another tragicomedy/
fulla ups and downs wut more do u want from me/
i aint got no money, no drugs, or no cars/
i aint nuttin 2 brag bout neither, im no pornography star/
i cant even rap, my shit is whack/
prolly cause im so high offa the coke and smack/
but for now i just wanna b remembered/
from new years day, all tha way until december

(Chorus)x2
(yo im Eyvon)
no trailor trash, just rhymes so sick/
(yo its Eyvon)
ill shoot u out so dont give me lip/
(ya its Eyvon)
i aint gonna git nasty so just sit down and shut up/
(cause im Eyvon)
cant u tell i just dont give a fuck?

(Verse 2)
spillin propane all over Cleveland city/
then light a match, this shit it such a pitty/
tthe shit i go thru 2 git my revenge/
collectin drugs, but losin friends/
im at a crossroads, a fork in tha street/
flippin every single motherfucker i meet/
ha, i guess im just a fake who makes over a mill/
just a poser slut who's rhymes is all ill/
im tha center of attention, in gossip, a bitch/
yet im all over TTRL's most wanted list/
so baby, wut u gotta say 2 cash?/
but u 2 poor, u cant even afford 2 kiss my ass/
ill hire a henchman 2 come and hunt u down/
put a gat 2 ur head and spill ur blood on tha ground/
so quit pretending like u can dis me/
ima white female rapper, but i aint bout 2 git prissy/
a million lawsuits filed at tha thought of my name/
so i kill 3 bouncers and put em all 2 shame/
so just remember its E to tha Y to tha V-O-N/
once u fuck wit me i can guerentee tha world will never c u again!

(Chorusx3)

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