Hi..I'm Phil..The Fish Fucker Man..
Beat Me..? How When Even Super Man Cant..!
Keep Cold..With Raw Fish In My Pants..
Showing Justice..And Putting Away The Bad..
The Strongest Super Hero..Here To Fight Fishy Crime..
Take The Evidence In A GangWar And Ditch The Nine..
I Got A Cape..Got Fish..? Leave No Chance For You To Escape..
Too Bad Im Not The Same..Last Week I Was Put In Jail For Commiting Sea Rape..

Next Super Hero Is : The Super Duper Midget In A Bikini