Its me Handy Dan the One Hand Man Who Jerks Off In Publick/ some people thinks its sick but most women love it/ the other day i was saying hi to my neighbor/ in about an hour im in jail for lude behavior/ its like lord savior/ why i gotta scare strangers/ i saw this guy robbing this old lady/ she got even more scared when she saw me and called me crazy/ i brushed off the commit even though i wanted to cry/ got a hold of the burglar and busted in his eye/ even though i am a pervert i still do nice things/ now me and that old lady is buying matching rings/ she excepts me for the sick bastard that i am/ so me and this bitch is walking hand in hand

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