Immigration Man, came into this land,
Across the sea in a boat from the island of Japan,
I have no superpowers, just my own brand of kung-fu,
Fear my flying cockroach strike, one hit of it kills you,
I came to the land of opportunity but this place was just a mess,
The only work I could get was with the country's INS.
Now I fight immigration across the borders of the US.
So if you plan on getting in, don't even think of hopping that fence.

That sucked, oh well.

NEXT HERO: Bladder Lad