they call me bladder lad for one good reason/
lets just say my bed spread, has been well seasoned/
when i walk around, i gotta hold my weener/
cuz fuck a 40 oz., i put down a 2 liter/
aint about to hold it in, cant take this much more/
might as well just whip it out, and pass all over the floor/
stoppin this piss, is less more than hopeless/
but ill drain it in the kiddy pool, so that no-one will notice.

next hero: Bonch(area between the scrotem and the anus)-Hair Man