Originally Posted by BigChase

Heres a true story: They had a contest at a bar to make a horse laugh one day and make it cry the next

So I went up to the horse the first day whispered in its ear it laughed hystericaly

the 2nd day I went up to it for awhile and it started crying uncontrollably

The keep agave me my prize and asked what I did

I said "The first day I told the horse that my penis was bigger than its. The second day I showed him it"

True Story