* See's you *

* Runs up behind you with a bat *

* Smashes you across the head with it *

* Kick your teeth in *

'Don't mess with a Chav bruv!'

* Pisses all over your body and spits on your fucking face *

* Kick you a few more times *

Other Chavs come running down

* Stomping you to death *

* Rob your wallet and hat *


Who else wants to fuck with a Chav eh?!

Come on!!