IP:
* See's you *
* Runs up behind you with a bat *
* Smashes you across the head with it *
* Kick your teeth in *
'Don't mess with a Chav bruv!'
* Pisses all over your body and spits on your fucking face *
* Kick you a few more times *
Other Chavs come running down
* Stomping you to death *
* Rob your wallet and hat *
Who else wants to fuck with a Chav eh?!
Come on!!
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