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Old 08-30-04, 11:00 AM   #4
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I shit in Abstrakts moms mouth daily.

It all started about 5 years ago.. when Abstrakt was just a twitch in my nutsack.

Rather than just piss down her throat.. I though I'd get creative.. and poured last nights curry into her mouth.

She still chokes quite a bit.. but I'm sure she'll get used to it.

I once strangled her with my pubic hair.. which was fun at the time.. but now I seem a bit sparse down below.

.. back to 5 years ago.

After filming the dog fucking Ab's mom for a few hours.. I noticed a little dribble of doggy sperm on the bed.. which I mixed with my own.

I then proceeded to add to this already toxic mixture.. my saliva.. and some grease that I took from Ab's moms bathtub.

A few mins later I re-entered the room.. and shot the sperm mixture into her wide hole using a football pump.

She had already passed out by now.. so I took her money and jewellery and set fire to the house.

I guess she was rescued.. as the doggy sperm baby is here.. as Abstrakt himself.

Aside from having biohazard body odour.. Abstrakts mom is also quite a swimmer.

Last spotted on the coast on Portugal.. she laid on her back.. doing the breaststroke while climaxing.. shooting a huge spray of lady juice into the sky.

Many fisherman watched this happen.. and said 'Well!!!!'.. which over the years has been mis-interperated as 'Whale'.

This is how we have the common myth of a 'sperm whale'. It all originated with Abstrakts mom.

Another common myth.. again.. mis-interperated is the shaving incident.

After a weekend camping, and without shaving for two days.. she was spotted by some hunters.. who nicknamed her 'Bigfoot'.

Alas.. it is just a mis-understanding.

A few years ago.. I had the pleasure of meeting this strange young lady again.. and proceeded to plunge a fire poker into her rectum.

As per usual.. she passed out.. and seemed to be convolting.. altho this cannot be confirmed. Maybe she was just cold eh?

I still try and keep in touch.

I write to her at her home address.. but alleyways have no postboxes.. so I doubt she ever gets my correspondance.
I did recieve word from the police department that she still has sex with animals.. usually when high on a cocktail of dirt and puddle water.

Thats basically what I know of her..