This was pretty funny. I enjoyed it. The hampster gangster theme was hilarious. My only complaint was the excessive use of the word "hampster." It might have sounded better as an audio than it read in text.

Quotes of Note:
we roll straight gangsta in mercedes hampsta balls~
and fuck fly hampsta bitches off rodent bootie calls!~
This was hilarious.

I also enjoyed the line about being sent to the pet store.
Very cool. I'll be looking for more from you guys.

Peace