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The Nerd Emcee
IP:
A comical little intro to my style...
Sittin' in math class, I've got a pen tucked in my ear
I've got my homework done, and so I've got nothin' to fear
I have more than common sense always raise my hand up
The Zach Morris confidence, but the Screech hair cut
Bored enough to doze off, then what did my eyes catch?
The hottest girl in my class walking straight by my desk
Curves like an hour glass, and a face like art work
Then that girl winked at me and it made my heart jerk
She inspired frustrations that I was itchin' to vent
And down below my desk I was pitchin' a tent
After class, the same chick called me over in the hallway
She was taking her time, but I would have waited all day
Then she said "I need some help; You're the one I hoped I'd find...
Help me study for the test tomorrow, that would just blow my mind"
I went to her house that night; surprised she even knew my name
She said "If you share your brain with me, I'll be sure to do the same"
We didn't get ten minutes of study done befor she came over and sat on me
She ditched the alge-bra and then went straight for my anatomy
Well that is my story, but what's the damn lesson?
Study hard; you might get to enjoy a "cram session."
Hope you enjoyed. I'd appreciate feedback.
Peace
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