the devil went to jamaica
he was looking to sell some weed
he was doin' fine, they were standing in line
it was excellent weed indeed
he came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot
and the devil slid down the beach and said "boy lemme tell you what,
i guess you kinda figured im a reefer head of course
and after all this time, i guess that im a conessuire of sorts
now your stuff smells ok, but this can tranquilize a horse
i bet a million in cash against your stash that mines better than yours."
the boy said "my name's johnny and you aint smoked nothin yet
one hit of this grass'll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet."


johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb
cause the devil's got the kinda stuff they smoked in vietnam
you'll get a million smackroos in cash if you can cope
but if you cant the devil gets your dope


the devil packed a bong with a little acapaco gold
and resin flew from his finger tips as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way and hetook a mighty hit
as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit


when the bowl was finished johnny said "hey man that stuff was great,
but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegitate"


cannibus atevius, sweet mary jane
the devils in the backyard frying his brain
zig-zag pills with a diggity-dag
hold on tight itll hit you like a tank


the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned
johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz,
i done told you once you son of a bitch mines the best there ever was"


...and they fired up doobies one by one
they aint gonna stop till the bag is done
green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue
granny do you get high? yes i do.



is this a lil better my favorite freestyle ever