It’s Like…
My life was pretty screwed up before you came down to my land
I had no friends and was desperate in need of a helping hand
When I met you I thought you were another idiot with foul smell
And now we’re helping each other out like we were true whanau
You used to do the speaking while I run the easy streets
We were the perfect pair like souljas from the Middle East
Remember the time when I got in trouble with some Asians
They were demanding to “Take It Outside”, and they snapped like amphibians
You stood up for me when I was in some of the deepest trouble
Those guys chased you out the house and you fell in a huge puddle
I thank you to help me out for shit I didn’t got muddle
I said I wish I could go right up to you and give you a cuddle
Before you helped me out I thought I’ve just met the apocalypse
Nevertheless, there were just shooked butterflies down my esophagus
Remember the times where we used to laugh at this fat-ass Indian kid
And the times where you picked a fight with a Chinese back in my crib
Remember the time where you knocked a kid’s teeth while playing mercy
And he then tried to break your arm, and spray you with detergent
Remember the times where this kid stab a pencil into my spleen
And you rushed me to the health room and got my bleeding wound clean
Sometimes I thought that you betrayed me in my dream
But really we’re no more than a perfect pair in the history of teens

(Beat starts to get louder and more dramatic)

But there were times where we would start to argue
Where we would strike fist at me and say, “I’ll get my mum to fight you.”
The time where I accidentally fell on you on the way back from a tramp
And the day I expose your phone number to everyone at camp
The times where I told everyone your embarrassing secrets
How you went out with a girl in our class secretly, & how you killed the class insect
But somehow we got back together and expressed the reactions
And made up, and rejoined to continue the family-like connection
And days before the last day of school, nothing was going fine
We thought we were approaching faster till the end of our time
And then I took a good look at the past with my eyes,
And I realized everything was gonna be just fine