Here's the real list, lol:

Principal: C-Progress
The Cool Teacher: Schema
Most likely to succeed: G Deuce
Validictorian: Da Vinci
Most likely to end up in jail: Di Game
Most Envied: E Looch
The Jockey: Spul
The Jock Captain: Metaphysik
The Gothic: Maiku Jaiiliin
The best dressed: Phantom
The most witty: Sonofisis
The Slacker: Distilled (600 posts and no battles)
The Geek: J Poll
The Hoe: LK
The Foreign Kid: TURBAN
The Bully: One Man Band
The Class Clown: flow2crazy
The Wigger: sdizzle
The Hip Hop Head: Revoke
The Flirt: BigChase
The Pretty Boy: LyricalFlowz
The Rich Kid: Carson Jet
Teachers Pet: Sinner
The Chess Club: B.A.M
Most Likely to Flip Out: ruff_tuff_thug
The Kid Who Won’t Graduate: Phatinum (1-19)
The Queer: Tha Q
Old Janitor that Pervs on Lil’ Kids: Enygma
Biggest Pimp: villagepimp (cuz of the name yo!)
Biggest Ego: Empire
Hall Monitor: strobe
Prom King and Queen: The Kid P-Dizzle and Lady Fiya
Homecoming King: villagepimp
White Kid who sits in the park across from the school during lunch break while smoking a cigarette & listens to heavy metal: BruceLee
The Smartass: Feeble Minded
The Injured Quarter Back: Trooper
The Linebacker on Steroids: InsaneJoka666 (Archangel)
The P.E. Teacher w/ no self-confidence: Black Pantha
The kid who gets beat up: lilchiofthachi
Most Likely to date a Kitchen Appliance: 2pac (Thuglife)

^That last one is so true...

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