Jacked this off Rb its realy funny though.

How to shower like a woman
>
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according
> to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups.
>
> Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide

> loofah and pumicestone.
>
> Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
> Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>
> Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
> avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> Shave armpits and legs.
>
> Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould
> spots with Tilex.
>
> Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
> hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you

> see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
>
>
>
> How to shower like a man
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy

> at her making woo-hoo sound.
>
> Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch

> your ass.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and
> let the water rinse it off.
>
> Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound
> in the shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash
> your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
>
> Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
>
> Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire size of willy in mirror
> again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light

> and fan on.
>
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
> towel, shake willy at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.

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