**intro**

interviewer: johnny 6-feet, it seems lately you've been in a lyrical slump. people reppin' your threads claim your level of vocab and pun useage is more threadbare than a camels knee...

johnny 6-feet: thats because most of my posts in open mic forums across the net are keystyled and spare of the moment.

interviewer: well dont you think its about time you kicked knowledge/

johnny 6-feet: well alright then, where's that pen and pad at?


picture this like kodaks, something to improve ya mood like prozac/
i've now developed myself a system to slap back the wack/
now y'all probably right now, "clueless" like alicia sliverstone/
so here's an explaination to "relax you" like "homegrown"/
i've discovered it takes wit thats sharp enough to split atoms/
to kick knowledge like volleying science text-books, get up and at-'em/
these basic kids, with rhymes thats "elementary" like the "periodic table"/
who cant achieve "elavation" like "crippled birds, balance unstable"/
plus they, sweating pints like fat guys on treadmills in the gym/
they read-this-and-weep like bad gamblers, never onto a win/
can't follow a laid piece with "more twists" than "super-noodles"/
some more "puffed-up" and "faggot-like" than "french-poodles"/
herbs got me "cracking-up" like i was "walking on eggshells"/
they run in packs like wolves, only drop praise for themselves/
many got "more personalities" on SOHH than "schizophrenics"/
how else to get a KO againast an emcee with 10 times their credit?/
ghost votes from members with 2 posts a month/
got me "losing my temper like car-keys", eager to get these weak emcees/
well johnny will get you cross-eyed, hog-tied and flat-lined/
off a 15 minute pre-write lines, they soldiers, dropping in time/
leave wack ones more "aggrivated" than ladies stressed with "pms"/
clothes-line you like "wwe" wrestlers, couldnt pass the "test"/
you sheep "follow the leader" like you was part of "Korn"/
i'm like the spirit of god in eygpt, passover, killing the first born/

**outro**

interviewer: well that about covers the update. this is wendy sucksalot reporting, back to you billy........

pzz.