wrecker
how you even gonna step this weak...whyd you check this week...
youre still stretched out like saaran wrap over last week's beef...^
verse babblin about me? you got maybe one punch just barely...
ill have you eatin words faster than chewin dictionaries...
you might drop something hot one day but it hasnt happened yet...
people only say they like a wrecker when theres been an accident...^^
was this a joke?...i pray to god you can drop better than that...
this battles like fighting mufasa...youre up against a veteran cat...^^^
and this stampede of herbs is killin me....feelin me? listen...^^^^
youre a joke...ive seen better deliveries from obstetricians...^^^^^

^you stretch saaran wrap over leftovers (last week's beef)...double meaning bonus...

^^if you get in an accident you need a wrecker...he's so wack nobody could possibly like him so if someone says they likes him it's gotta be an accident...wordplay...

^^^mufasa is the oldest and wisest lion from lion king...simba's dad...

^^^^mufasa got killed in a stampede because a bunch of stupid wildebeests or something (definitely the herbs of the animal kingdom) just started running for no reason and they trampled him...

^^^^^obstetricians are doctors that deliver babies...also they probably arent very good at rapping...oooh double punch


mic-wrecker
wheres ya verse? workin third shift?^...either that or you're nervous...
because you know droppin ya herbish verse means gettin served quick...
the worst shit's i dont even have info on you to merk with...
ive never heard of you and fuck searchin on some worthless herb bitch...
you're probably offline on purpose^^...if you get here late then dont post...
youll get ate tryin to post late...ive always hated no-shows...
"yo let me drop please i fell asleep"...guess you shoulda ate some no-doz...
damn i said id drop at twenty percent against herbs...im so close...
shit i dont know what you thinks gonna win this for you...ya flow wont...
or punches, multis or metas...my votes are the only thing lower than yo' hope...^^^

^i guess he changed his name since the battle was set up...third shift is his new name

^^he was offline when i wrote this...i guess he still could get online and come up with something but it will probably be wack so it might as well be a no-show anyway...as a matter of fact when you vote just consider him a no-show no matter what...

^^^my votes will be the lowest thing on the page...so if he made a verse and my votes were below it they would be the only thing lower than his hopes of winning...


blah fuck trying...i think this does the trick...

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