Could you make me an avy...

I want itto say system crasher in it ( "System Crasher" )
I want a Blunt on a black table top, burning...
And a hand gun nexy to that on the table..
Make the letters easy to read,
Make the background a faded redish color..
You could add some stuff to make it look cool...

Thanx... I will pay $500 for this...thanx!