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Old 07-16-02, 04:39 PM   #5
MC4Eyez
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Here's one true thing, test me, I show you how bitter pain is
The only way you'd Shock someone is with a finger in her anus
Bitch, I've been rhyming before you were even talking
And your rhymes are as boring as the voice of Steven Hawking
Now here's the reason you'll lose in case you need a reminder...
If your dick were any smaller, it would be a vagina
My rhymes are at a level higher than you get when you hit the spliff
The way you're dreading my presence, it's like you're braiding my Christmas gifts
Read my verse backwards, the result is the same, like it says "race car"
I've seen more interesting verses than yours written with just the space bar
Your rhymes are lazy, certainly the work of a slow slob
The only hard work you've done in your life was a blow job
I'm like the "Make A Wish" foundation, so just sit right there
And I'll make your dream come true, as long as it's a nightmare
Testing me was a mistake, and soon you'll see the blunder
People who read your text become jealous of Stevie Wonder
Shocker would only win if we were testing who's spit is worse
That and sex are the only times this kid could finish first
Your death comes fast as I aim for the heart and spit
'Cause Activating your Jheri curl doesn't mean you're startin' shit
To smart for this, but I'll put it so this slut understands...
I'll run more rings around you than a pimp's got on his hands
You spit a couple good bars, and that's nice to say
But even a broken clock is on time twice a day
If you want to compete, rise to my echelon quick
Or else you'll be down on you luck like you're sucking Leprechaun dick
You're just a rag that I'll use while I'm mopping the floors
Because Will Smith can spit rhymes more Shockin than yours
Of course I'm absurd, I'm ill while dispersin' the words...
How does it feel now that you're worse than a Nerd?

No beef. Just battle.

Peace

*edited for spelling*