*waves a hand in front of OFF~CENTER's face*
yo dawg, weren't you supposed to diss me?
i saw my name but... oh well... the show must flow on...

i'll title this... open casket... in memory of off~center's defeat...

yo center, what was with the "DAMN! DAMN!"?/
1-800-CHARTER called, fingering yourself while typing is "BAD! BAD!"/
this kid couldn't get off near ill if he was at a nasty nas concert/
off center? more like off record, get yourself a fucking drug sponsor/
this kid couldn't be more off center if he rapped a hap hazard/
nor could he be more behind hiphop if he rhymed backwards/
i disperse twisted verbs to grapple herbs/
so off center couldn't win with a scrabble word/
talking about my name ain't even a battle verse/
even though his rhymes were off topic, i've handled worse/
with "look ma, no hands", off center coudn't be the dopest on the planet/
even if he became a manic-crack-addict sniffing sugar and aphrodisiacs/

aiight, i know i came weak but whatever, ain't my fault i can't rhyme, peace, i matched his 12 lines


signed,
~madd